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#1 Belle


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Posted 10 June 2012 - 01:03 AM

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee

[3]Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash

[5]Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway

[6] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me

[7] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss

[8] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you

[9] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

[10] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak

[11] Man:Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come to mind any more

[12] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[13] Wife:Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand insilence for 2 minutes.

[14] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged Marriage. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[15] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[16] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

[17] Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!




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Posted 10 June 2012 - 01:39 AM

That cheered my tired self up. Thanks Belle.Posted Image


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Posted 10 June 2012 - 01:56 AM

I can always count on you for a good laugh, Belle. I love #1 the best.

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 02:58 AM

Thanks for the giggles, Belle! Love it!


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Posted 10 June 2012 - 03:26 AM

Good one Belle!


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Posted 10 June 2012 - 07:09 AM

Priceless, Belle! Thanks for the laughs! I kinda like #17. :)

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 08:13 AM

I always enjoy your funnies, Belle.



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Posted 10 June 2012 - 09:12 AM

These are great Belle. Thanks for sharing! :D

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 10:55 AM

Thanks for the laughs! These are great!
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Posted 10 June 2012 - 03:45 PM

Thank you for those Belle - they made me chuckle!


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Posted 10 June 2012 - 04:23 PM

:D I like #2!


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Posted 10 June 2012 - 04:53 PM

I can always use your comic relief.

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 06:26 PM

Thanks for the giggle!



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Posted 11 June 2012 - 08:37 AM

I always enjoy a chuckle from your jokes and this was no exception! Thanks for sharing Belle!


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