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A Little Bit Of Humour For The Soul!

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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving

 

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee

 

[3]Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband

 

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash

 

[5]Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway

 

[6] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me

 

[7] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss

 

[8] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you

 

[9] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

 

[10] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak

 

[11] Man:Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come to mind any more

 

[12] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

 

[13] Wife:Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand insilence for 2 minutes.

 

[14] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged Marriage. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

 

[15] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

 

[16] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

 

[17] Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!

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That cheered my tired self up. Thanks Belle.dancingelephant.gif

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I can always count on you for a good laugh, Belle. I love #1 the best.

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Thanks for the giggles, Belle! Love it!

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I always enjoy your funnies, Belle.

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These are great Belle. Thanks for sharing! :D

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Thanks for the laughs! These are great!

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I always enjoy a chuckle from your jokes and this was no exception! Thanks for sharing Belle!

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