Belle Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee [3]Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband [4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash [5]Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway [6] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me [7] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss [8] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you [9] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something [10] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak [11] Man:Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come to mind any more [12] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! [13] Wife:Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand insilence for 2 minutes. [14] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged Marriage. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. [15] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. [16] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it! [17] Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValerieT Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 That cheered my tired self up. Thanks Belle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorac Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 I can always count on you for a good laugh, Belle. I love #1 the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Arell Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Thanks for the giggles, Belle! Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eden Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Good one Belle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florida granny Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Priceless, Belle! Thanks for the laughs! I kinda like #17. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessrunningfingers Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 I always enjoy your funnies, Belle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teecee Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 These are great Belle. Thanks for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpierce61 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Thanks for the laughs! These are great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishrose Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Thank you for those Belle - they made me chuckle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becster Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 I like #2! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFiasco Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 I can always use your comic relief. Karen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbell11 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Thanks for the giggle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaLo1103 Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 I always enjoy a chuckle from your jokes and this was no exception! Thanks for sharing Belle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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