A Little Bit Of Humour For The Soul!
Posted 10 June 2012 - 01:03 AM
 Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband
 I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway
 My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me
 It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss
 Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you
 Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something
 They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak
 Man:Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come to mind any more
 Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
 Wife:Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand insilence for 2 minutes.
 It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged Marriage. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
 There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
 There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!
 Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!
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