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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving
[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee
[3]Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash
[5]Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway
[6] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me
[7] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss
[8] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you
[9] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something
[10] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak
[11] Man:Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come to mind any more
[12] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
[13] Wife:Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand insilence for 2 minutes.
[14] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged Marriage. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
[15] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
[16] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!
[17] Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!
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Posted 10 June 2012 - 01:56 AM
I can always count on you for a good laugh, Belle. I love #1 the best.
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Posted 10 June 2012 - 02:58 AM
Thanks for the giggles, Belle! Love it!
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Posted 10 June 2012 - 07:09 AM
Priceless, Belle! Thanks for the laughs! I kinda like #17. 
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Posted 10 June 2012 - 08:13 AM
I always enjoy your funnies, Belle.
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Posted 10 June 2012 - 03:45 PM
Thank you for those Belle - they made me chuckle!
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Posted 10 June 2012 - 06:26 PM
Thanks for the giggle!
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