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Reasons Why It's Good To Be A Man


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#1 Sara Arell

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 12:07 PM

It's Good to Be a Man!

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You don't care if someone notices your new haircut.

You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's too "yucky."

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5,000; tux rental $100.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood, ALL the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars and bottles.

Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind.

You can leave the motel bed unmade.

You can kill your own food.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

You underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You don't have to clean your house if the maid is coming.

You don't mooch off other's desserts; you order your own.

You don't split small salad orders with your buddies - you often order two salads.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyles last for years - no, make that decades.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes equals one color for ALL seasons.

You can "do" your nails with your pocketknife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

It's good to be a MAN ... and don't you forget it!

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#2 Belle

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 12:10 PM

I agree with all the above especially 'You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

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#3 jenrou

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 12:11 PM

Oh, how true!

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#4 teecee

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 12:18 PM

LOL - Sooooo true! Thanks for sharing. :)

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 01:25 PM

very true, thanks for these, Sara

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 02:20 PM

My fav is the Christmas Shopping one!


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#7 Becster

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 02:24 PM

DH is applauding!!! :rofl:

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 06:29 PM

:rofl: :rofl: SO very true! Love it! Thanks for the great laugh! :rofl:
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Posted 20 June 2012 - 08:04 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Thanks for the laugh, Sara. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 06:01 AM

Funny AND true, Sara.

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Posted 18 July 2012 - 11:43 AM

"If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend." Does it means that we women are all narrow - minded?
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Posted 14 August 2012 - 09:48 AM

These are too true! Thanks for sharing!

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