Sara Arell Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 It's Good to Be a Man! Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Chocolate is just another snack. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You don't care if someone notices your new haircut. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's too "yucky." Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5,000; tux rental $100. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood, ALL the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars and bottles. Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind. You can leave the motel bed unmade. You can kill your own food. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. You underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. Everything on your face stays its original color. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You don't have to clean your house if the maid is coming. You don't mooch off other's desserts; you order your own. You don't split small salad orders with your buddies - you often order two salads. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. The same hairstyles last for years - no, make that decades. You don't have to shave below your neck. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes equals one color for ALL seasons. You can "do" your nails with your pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes. It's good to be a MAN ... and don't you forget it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 I agree with all the above especially 'You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenrou Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Oh, how true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teecee Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 LOL - Sooooo true! Thanks for sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValerieT Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 very true, thanks for these, Sara Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScrapGram Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 My fav is the Christmas Shopping one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becster Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 DH is applauding!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpierce61 Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 :rofl: SO very true! Love it! Thanks for the great laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorac Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 :rofl: Thanks for the laugh, Sara. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessrunningfingers Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Funny AND true, Sara. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly3 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 "If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend." Does it means that we women are all narrow - minded？ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaLo1103 Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 These are too true! Thanks for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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