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#1 zebra lover

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 09:16 PM

I laugh at the cheesiest jokes ever and can never stop laughing so I have some for you!

What did the buffalo say to his son??

A: Bison!
(Get it?? Bi son)




How many elephants can fit in a mini cooper?

4-- 2 in front 2 in back

How do you know if there is an elephant in your refridgerator??

There is a footprint in the butter

How do you know if there is 2 elephants in your refridgerator??

They giggle when the light goes off

How do you know if there is 3 elephants in your refridgerator??

You can't quite get the door shut.

How do you know if there is 4 elephants in your refridgerator??

There is a mini cooper sitting outside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.




Why did the first Koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?

It was playing follow the leader.

Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree?

It was stappled to the second Koala.

Why did the fourth Koala fall out of the tree?

It got hit by a fridge.

How did the Kangaroo die?

It got hit by four Koala's and a fridge

LOL Hope you enjoyed this! :)

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 11:16 PM

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#3 Belle

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 12:14 AM

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#4 Sara Arell

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 03:45 AM

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#5 ValerieT

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 04:00 AM

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#6 MariJ

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 05:33 AM

Thanks for the laughs! VERY funny! :D

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 08:22 AM

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