Sara Arell Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Summary of Life GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.. 6) Don 't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don 't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground... 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.. GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional... 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions... 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone. THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus.. 4) You look like Santa Claus. SUCCESS: At age 4 success is . . . . Not piddling in your pants. At age 12 success is . . . Having friends. At age 17 success is . . Having a driver's license. At age 35 success is . . . ..having money. At age 50 success is . . . Having money... At age 70 success is . .. . Having a drivers license. At age 75 success is . ... . Having friends. At age 80 success is . . .. Not piddling in your pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Cute and all so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrappinchar Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Cute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BetC Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 LOL, Sara! I spent years trying to nail jello to a tree! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValerieT Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessrunningfingers Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Cute. I also nailed a little jello to trees in my time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Arell Posted August 20, 2012 Author Share Posted August 20, 2012 Cute. I also nailed a little jello to trees in my time. LOL I'm STILL nailing jello to trees, Joyce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenrou Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 I had many years of trying to nail jello to trees-they are mature adults and sometimes I still feel like they are teenagers. The whole thing is true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LenaLotta Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 I love it Sara! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CindyLuWho Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Great lists, Sara! Thanks for posting! These were my faves! 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground... 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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