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Belle

Kids, Gotta Love 'em

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Our kids are not as disadvantaged by the failing educational system aswe may have thought …..

 

Kids Are Quick TO THINK

 

TEACHER: Thandeka, go to the map and find North America .

THANDEKA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: THANDEKA.

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TEACHER: Rodney, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor?

Rodney: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Nathi, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

NATHI: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

NATHI: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)

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TEACHER: Hendrick, what is the chemical formula for water?

HENDRICK: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

HENDRICK: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Thabiso, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

Thabiso: Me!

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TEACHER: Mapula, why do you always get so dirty?

Mapula: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - i like this one hahahh

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TEACHER: Dipuo, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

DIPUO: I is..

TEACHER: No, Dipuo..... Always say, 'I am.'

DIPUO: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.

Now, Didier, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

Didier: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Tebogo, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

TEBOGO: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Masilo, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

Masilo : No, sir. It's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Thato, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

THATO: A teacher

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:going-crazy::giggle_bear::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Thanks Belle!

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Oh, Belle thanks for the much-needed laughs! I miss you and am so happy to see you posting here. Take care! :)

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:rofl: brilliant Belle :rofl:

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My daughter is a teacher and I am visiting her this week. Can't wait to share these with her. Thanks!

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