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#1 Belle

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 11:02 AM

Our kids are not as disadvantaged by the failing educational system aswe may have thought …..

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TEACHER: Thandeka, go to the map and find North America .

THANDEKA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: THANDEKA.
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TEACHER: Rodney, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor?

Rodney
: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Nathi, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

NATHI: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong

NATHI: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)

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TEACHER:
Hendrick, what is the chemical formula for water?
HENDRICK
: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?

HENDRICK
: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Thabiso, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

Thabiso
: Me!
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TEACHER: Mapula, why do you always get so dirty?

Mapula
: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - i like this one hahahh
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TEACHER: Dipuo, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

DIPUO: I is..
TEACHER: No, Dipuo..... Always say, 'I am.'

DIPUO: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Didier, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

Didier: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Tebogo, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

TEBOGO: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Masilo, your
composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Masilo
: No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Thato, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

THATO: A teacher

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#2 Sara Arell

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 11:07 AM

:going-crazy: :giggle_bear: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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#3 teecee

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 11:46 AM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thanks Belle!

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 11:57 AM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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#5 MariJ

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 12:44 PM

Oh, Belle thanks for the much-needed laughs! I miss you and am so happy to see you posting here. Take care! :)

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#6 ValerieT

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 01:02 PM

:rofl: brilliant Belle :rofl:

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#7 Nica

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 01:39 PM

That last on got me... :rofl:

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#8 ScrapGram

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 02:00 PM

My daughter is a teacher and I am visiting her this week. Can't wait to share these with her. Thanks!


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Posted 29 October 2012 - 07:30 PM

Belle, You brought a smile to my face on this day of dreadful news.

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Posted 03 November 2012 - 04:49 AM

I love them Belle! :rofl: :rofl:

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 11:18 PM

LOL! Thanks for the giggles Belle!

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