Belle Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Our kids are not as disadvantaged by the failing educational system aswe may have thought ….. Kids Are Quick TO THINK TEACHER: Thandeka, go to the map and find North America . THANDEKA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: THANDEKA. ____________________________________ TEACHER: Rodney, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor? Rodney: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Nathi, how do you spell 'crocodile?' NATHI: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong NATHI: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this kid) ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Hendrick, what is the chemical formula for water? HENDRICK: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? HENDRICK: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Thabiso, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. Thabiso: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Mapula, why do you always get so dirty? Mapula: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - i like this one hahahh _______________________________________ TEACHER: Dipuo, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' DIPUO: I is.. TEACHER: No, Dipuo..... Always say, 'I am.' DIPUO: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Didier, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Didier: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Tebogo, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? TEBOGO: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Masilo, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Masilo : No, sir. It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Thato, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? THATO: A teacher __________________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Arell Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teecee Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 :rofl: Thanks Belle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becster Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 :rofl: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariJ Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Oh, Belle thanks for the much-needed laughs! I miss you and am so happy to see you posting here. Take care! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValerieT Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 brilliant Belle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nica Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 That last on got me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScrapGram Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 My daughter is a teacher and I am visiting her this week. Can't wait to share these with her. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFiasco Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Belle, You brought a smile to my face on this day of dreadful news. Karen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LenaLotta Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 I love them Belle! :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheri T Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 LOL! Thanks for the giggles Belle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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