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#1 Belle

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 05:47 AM


Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
SO THERE IS LIFE AFTER DEATH
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uvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!

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War Dims Hope for Peace

AMAZING - I can see where it might have that effect!

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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Now Really?!

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!

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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;
PoliceSuspect Homicide
They may be on to something!

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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?

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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger
Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!

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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High SchoolDropoutsCut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!

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And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


Did I read that right?

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#2 Sara Arell

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 05:51 AM

:giggle_bear: :giggle_bear: :going-crazy:

Belle, we can always count on you for a smile and a giggle!
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#3 ValerieT

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 06:00 AM

:giggle_bear:/> you're brilliant as always, Belle. Thanks for making me laugh this morning.

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#4 Becster

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 07:09 AM

:rofl: Too, too funny!!!!! :rofl:

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#5 JenniferZ

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 07:44 AM

LOL!!!! (Do they taste like chicken?) Thanks for the smile this Monday morning! :)

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#6 lorac

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 08:24 AM

:rofl: Belle, I think you've outdone yourself with 'Do They Taste Like Chicken'. :o These are absolutely hysterical. :rofl:

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#7 Florida granny

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 12:26 PM

Thanks for the belly laughs, Belle!

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#8 ScrapGram

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 03:30 PM

Hysterical - each one funnier than the last!!


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#9 Cheri T

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 05:54 PM

LOL! Your jokes are the best!! (true or not, lol)

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#10 KFiasco

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 08:03 PM

Always enjoy your posts.

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#11 KatieGrace

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 11:06 PM

These are great Belle? :rofl:

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