Belle Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Really? You think? Could ‘ave fooled me! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! Wonder what came out? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! SO THERE IS LIFE AFTER DEATH --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- War Dims Hope for Peace AMAZING - I can see where it might have that effect! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Now Really?! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! ---------------------------------------------------------------- Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans! ---------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken? **************************************** Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again! *************************************************** Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! ******************************************* And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that right? *************************************************** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Arell Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 :giggle_bear: Belle, we can always count on you for a smile and a giggle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValerieT Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 :giggle_bear:/> you're brilliant as always, Belle. Thanks for making me laugh this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becster Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Too, too funny!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JenniferZ Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 LOL!!!! (Do they taste like chicken?) Thanks for the smile this Monday morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorac Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Belle, I think you've outdone yourself with 'Do They Taste Like Chicken'. These are absolutely hysterical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florida granny Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Thanks for the belly laughs, Belle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScrapGram Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Hysterical - each one funnier than the last!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheri T Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 LOL! Your jokes are the best!! (true or not, lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFiasco Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Always enjoy your posts. Karen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatieGrace Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 These are great Belle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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