Belle

Proof Reading Is Definitely A Dying Art ...

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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Really? You think? Could ‘ave fooled me!

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy! Wonder what came out?

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! SO THERE IS LIFE AFTER DEATH

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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

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War Dims Hope for Peace

AMAZING - I can see where it might have that effect!

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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Now Really?!

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!

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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!

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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?

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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!

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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?

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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!

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And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?

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:giggle_bear: :giggle_bear: :going-crazy:

 

Belle, we can always count on you for a smile and a giggle!

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:giggle_bear:/> you're brilliant as always, Belle. Thanks for making me laugh this morning.

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LOL!!!! (Do they taste like chicken?) Thanks for the smile this Monday morning! :)

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:rofl: Belle, I think you've outdone yourself with 'Do They Taste Like Chicken'. :o These are absolutely hysterical. :rofl:

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