[Belle]

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? You think?Could ‘ave fooled me!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy! Wonder what came out?
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! SO THERE IS LIFE AFTER DEATH
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
AMAZING - I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Now Really?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;PoliceSuspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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New Study of Obesity Looks for LargerTest Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High SchoolDropoutsCut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?
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[Sara Arell]

Belle, we can always count on you for a smile and a giggle!

[ValerieT]

/> you're brilliant as always, Belle. Thanks for making me laugh this morning.

[Becster]

Too, too funny!!!!!

[JenniferZ]

LOL!!!! (Do they taste like chicken?) Thanks for the smile this Monday morning!

[lorac]

Belle, I think you've outdone yourself with 'Do They Taste Like Chicken'. These are absolutely hysterical.

[Florida granny]

Thanks for the belly laughs, Belle!

[ScrapGram]

Hysterical - each one funnier than the last!!

[Cheri T]

LOL! Your jokes are the best!! (true or not, lol)

[KFiasco]

Always enjoy your posts.

Karen

[KatieGrace]

These are great Belle?