Kids Coming Home For Christmas
Posted 13 December 2012 - 12:00 PM
A NJ man calls his son in Atlanta the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; 45 years of misery is enough".
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer" the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Boston and tell her".
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
"Like *** they're getting divorced", she shouts, "I'll take care of this".
She calls her Dad immediately, and screams at her father, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing till I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up the phone and turns to his wife.
"Good news", he says,
"The kids are coming home for Christmas and they're paying their own way for a change."
Posted 13 December 2012 - 12:51 PM
Thanks for the Christmas giggle, Laura!
Posted 13 December 2012 - 12:56 PM
Posted 13 December 2012 - 06:18 PM
"I do not understand the mystery of grace -- only that it meets us where we are and does not leave us where it found us." Anne Lamott.
Posted 13 December 2012 - 08:18 PM
"If you start over often enough, you begin to look consistent." --Dave Barnhart's Dad
Posted 14 December 2012 - 09:03 AM
"Life is not the days that go by, but the days you remember"
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