Belle Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 JOKES THAT CAN BE TOLD IN CHURCH Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, 'What do you think about all this Satan stuff?' The other boy replied, 'Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your Dad.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother,'Why is the bride dressed in white?'' The mother replied, 'Because white is the color of happiness,and today is the happiest day of her life.' The child thought about this for a moment then said, 'So why is the groom wearing black?' ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, 'My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.' The second boy says, 'That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.' The third boy says, 'I got you both beat. My Dad scribblesa few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eightpeople to collect all the money!' ~~~~~~~~~~~ An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, 'They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~ A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?' He answered, 'Call for backup.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem .. A small child replied, 'They couldn't get a baby-sitter.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'Honor thy father and thy mother,' she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?' Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, 'Thou shall not kill..' ~~~~~~~~~~~~ At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, 'Johnny, what is the matter?' Little Johnny responded, 'I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teecee Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 These are great Belle - TFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florida granny Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Thanks for some good laughs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheri T Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Hahahahahahaha! I really got a chuckle out of the first one:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenrou Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Thanks Belle, I needed a laugh today.:P/> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessrunningfingers Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Good ones, Belle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFiasco Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Belle, Funny as usual. Karen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebidee75 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 You always find the funniest things - thanks Belle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Arell Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Thanks for the giggles, Belle! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValerieT Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Very funny Belle, I loved the one about brothers and sisters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alsoarty Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Cute cute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misspolly Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'Honor thy father and thy mother,' she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?' Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, 'Thou shall not kill..' Sounds about right. I LOLED. A lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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