Belle Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands becomecoated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2.Lawof Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw,when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3.Law of Probability- The probability of beingwatched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 4.Lawof Random Numbers -If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone alwaysanswers. 5.SupermarketLaw -As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to call forhelp. 6.VariationLaw -If you change lines (ortraffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one youare in now. 7.Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed inwater, the telephone rings. 8. Law of CloseEncounters - The probability of meeting someone youknow increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seenwith. 9. Law of theResult - When you try to prove to someone that amachine won't work, it will. 10. Law ofBiomechanics - Theseverity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.. 11.. Law of theTheater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from theaisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats severaltimes to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end ofthe performance or the game is over.. The folks in the aisle seats come early,never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitterend of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk. 12. The CoffeeLaw - As soon as yousit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something whichwill last until the coffee is cold. 13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a lockerroom, they will have adjacent lockers. 14. Law ofPhysical Surfaces- The chances of anopen-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlatedto the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. 15.Law ofLogical Argument-Anything is possible if you don't knowwhat you are talking about. 16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly. 17.Oliver's Lawof Public Speaking-A closed mouth gathers nofeet. 18.Wilson'sLaw of Commercial Marketing Strategy -Assoon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. 19. Doctors'Law- If you don't feel well, make anappointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feelbetter... But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick. This has beenproven over and over with taking children to the pediatrician. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Arell Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 :giggle_bear: :giggle_bear: Oh, so true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValerieT Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 :giggle_bear:/> and all true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marie-Christine Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 oh yes, so true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorac Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Truer words were never spoken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessrunningfingers Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Oh yes, especially the one about the disappearance of products that you like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiles Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 That list was compiled by a real sage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaLo1103 Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 I needed a giggle this afternoon! Thanks for sharing Belle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFiasco Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 So true. Karen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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