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#1 Belle

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Posted 08 October 2013 - 04:44 AM

Perhaps there is some rudimentary wisdom in these


1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by kids)


You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should
keep the chips and dip coming.
Alan, age 10


-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
who you're stuck with.
Kristen, age 10


2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?


Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
Then.

Camille, age 10


3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?


You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids.
Derrick, age 8

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?


Both don't want any more kids.
Lori, age 8


5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?


Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
enough.
Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)


On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10


6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?


When they're rich.
Pam, age 7 ( Love her )


The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
with that.
Curt, age 7


The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
Howard, age 8


7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?


It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.
Anita, age 9 (bless you child )


8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF
PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?


There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
Kelvin, age 8


And the #1 Favorite is .......


9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?


Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump
truck.
Ricky, age 10


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 07:04 AM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Absolutely hysterical. I love #6 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
with that. Curt, age 7 And of course, #1 You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10

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Posted 08 October 2013 - 07:59 AM

Hilarious!!!!! Laughed out loud the whole way. Love it.

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Posted 08 October 2013 - 07:59 AM

Ah bless - kids say the best things!

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Posted 08 October 2013 - 09:12 AM

I love to read things kids say. Thanks for sharing!


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 09:36 AM

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Posted 09 October 2013 - 05:28 AM

:going-crazy:/> :rofl:/> :rofl:/> :going-crazy:/>

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Posted 09 October 2013 - 11:38 AM

Hilarious, as usual!

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