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#1 Belle


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Posted 16 October 2013 - 08:19 AM

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind -
every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.

~ John Glenn


When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said
'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible andthey had the land.

~ Desmond Tutu


America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that
professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

~ David Letterman


After the game,the King and the pawn go into the same box.

~ Italian proverb


Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.

~ Betsy Salkind


The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the life boats.

~ Jean Kerr


I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage.

~ Zsa Zsa Gabor


You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

~ Jeff Foxworthy


When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

~ Prince Philip


A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

~ Emo Philips.


Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.

~ Harrison Ford


The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.

~ Spike Milligan


Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.

~ Robin Hall


Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.

~ Jean Rostand.


Having more money doesn't make you happier.
I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.

~ Arnold Schwarzenegger.


We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.

~ WH Auden


If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.

~ Johnny Carson


I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.

~ Arthur C Clarke


Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired
by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.

~ Steve Martin


Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

~ Jimmy Durante


America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.

~ Doug Hamwell


The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.

~ George Roberts


If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport

~ Jonathan Winters


I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

~ Robert Benchley






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Posted 16 October 2013 - 08:47 AM

Belle, you are such a hoot! (and a woman after my own heart!). I love these!


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Posted 16 October 2013 - 01:10 PM

Oh Belle, you are so funny. I just love these funnies. I loved the ones by John Glenn, Desmond Tutu, David Letterman, Robert Benchley, and George Roberts. :rofl:

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 03:13 PM

Thanks for sharing, Belle!


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Posted 16 October 2013 - 05:06 PM

You always make me smile.

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 05:57 PM

Belle I always love reading your posts just before I go to bed - they make me smile before I stop for the night.

ps I loved the one about the luggage!
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Posted 17 October 2013 - 12:54 AM

Brilliant Belle, best way to start the day, with a giggle.






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