alsoarty Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day..... 'And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. 'The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.' When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 30 lbs! 'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?' The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, I th'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 'tird day.' 'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor. 'No, from the stinking 'skipping'!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebidee75 Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Made me chuckle- thanks Andrea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValerieT Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Good one, thanks for the chuckle Andrea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 One thing's for sure, I would never make a mistake like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoky Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 LOL, I guess that would do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cherryyllaann Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Hahahaha. Too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becster Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Maybe I should try that .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ande43 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 If only......LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaLo1103 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Ha! That was a good chuckle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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