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#1 alsoarty

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Posted 15 June 2014 - 12:33 PM

This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk.
The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception and a quite few glasses of single malt there after.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcotest (breath test) him and asks the Englishman if he knows under French Law why he is going to be arrested.
The Englishman answers with humour: No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you know that this is a British car and my wife is driving... on the other side???


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Posted 15 June 2014 - 02:37 PM

tee hee - good chuckle Andrea!


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Posted 15 June 2014 - 05:03 PM

So funny!


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Posted 15 June 2014 - 06:20 PM

Funny!

 

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Posted 15 June 2014 - 06:32 PM

Thanks for sharing.. that is funny.


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Posted 16 June 2014 - 02:55 AM

Good one.


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Posted 16 June 2014 - 05:47 AM

Good one!  Thanks Andrea for brightening my Monday.


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Posted 16 June 2014 - 08:18 AM

:lol:   Too funny!  Thanks for the laugh.


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Posted 22 June 2014 - 02:42 PM

Great British humour!



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Posted 05 July 2014 - 08:39 PM

Great one LOL


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Posted 06 July 2014 - 07:10 AM

Another cute one.  Thanks ladies.


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