alsoarty Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk. The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception and a quite few glasses of single malt there after. Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcotest (breath test) him and asks the Englishman if he knows under French Law why he is going to be arrested. The Englishman answers with humour: No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you know that this is a British car and my wife is driving... on the other side??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebidee75 Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 tee hee - good chuckle Andrea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishrose Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 So funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFiasco Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Funny! Karen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A-M Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Thanks for sharing.. that is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValerieT Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Good one! Thanks Andrea for brightening my Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorac Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Too funny! Thanks for the laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DixieLee Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Great British humour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ande43 Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 Great one LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessrunningfingers Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 Another cute one. Thanks ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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