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#1 Belle

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Posted 04 August 2014 - 04:19 AM

TO AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES, GET SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

 FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. [REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.]

 A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUZZER.

 YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE : Q 20 AND DUCT TAPE : IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE Q 20.     IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. 

 IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
 

 

No 4 is my favourite 


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#2 MariJ

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Posted 04 August 2014 - 05:41 AM

Oh Belle these are great!  I read the first one and thought "huh?" and then started to laugh!

These are the best remedies I've read, I think the duct tape is my favorite - I love to use it.   :D


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Posted 04 August 2014 - 06:00 AM

I think I like the duct tape one best too, Belle!  I always love your funnies!


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Posted 04 August 2014 - 06:15 AM

LOL thanks for those house hold helpers


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Posted 04 August 2014 - 09:23 PM

So funny! Thanks for sharing.

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 09:58 AM

I'm really chuckling at these - thankyou so much for sharing Belle


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Posted 05 August 2014 - 01:22 PM

These were good!  I needed a chuckle today!


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Posted 07 August 2014 - 09:46 PM

Best home remedies I've seen in a long time.


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