Belle Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 TO AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES, GET SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. [REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.] A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUZZER. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE : Q 20 AND DUCT TAPE : IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE Q 20. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. No 4 is my favourite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariJ Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Oh Belle these are great! I read the first one and thought "huh?" and then started to laugh! These are the best remedies I've read, I think the duct tape is my favorite - I love to use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Arell Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 I think I like the duct tape one best too, Belle! I always love your funnies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boatlady Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 LOL thanks for those house hold helpers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alsoarty Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 So funny! Thanks for sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishrose Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 I'm really chuckling at these - thankyou so much for sharing Belle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaLo1103 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 These were good! I needed a chuckle today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessrunningfingers Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Best home remedies I've seen in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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