Belle Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Three women went down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They got drunk and woke up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her. The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from Indiana University School of Law, and I believe in the power of Justice to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her. The last one, a blonde (you knew it), is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Kentucky and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug that thing in." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariJ Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Oh HAHA, Belle that's hilarious! Thanks for my morning laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Arell Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Oh, thank you, Belle, for the morning giggle! I needed that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrendaT Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 LOL! Gotta love that little blonde -- bless her heart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessrunningfingers Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 How funny, Belle. Best blonde joke I've heard in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrannieEv Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 I'm still laughing.... and when I saw Brenda say "bless her heart" I had to check out her location ...... sure 'nuff The South! The mother of my twin grandsons is from Alabama and I hear that all the time from her and her mom LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorac Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 :rofl: :rofl: Too funny, Belle. This brightened up my whole day, which was in the crapper. :clapping_kitty: :clapping_kitty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alsoarty Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Best bond joke I've heard in a long while! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florida granny Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 This one's a keeper! Thanks for a good laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrannieEv Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Belle, I copied this and posted to my FB page ... it's got everybody cracking up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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