Belle Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 As I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world,I realized that at my age I don't really give a care any more.If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat.A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, whileA tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years.And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.Just grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to remember the ones I do, and theeyesight to tell the difference.Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.6. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it ?7. It was a whole lot easier to get older, than to get wiser.8.. Some days, you're the top dog, some days you're the hydrant; the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.9. I wish the buck really did stop here, I sure could use a few of them.10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.13. The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom.14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.15. When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess.16. It's not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter . . ...I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm "here after".19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.20. HAVE I POSTED THIS BEFORE...........? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariJ Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Wonderful Belle and thanks for posting! xo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValerieT Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Love the exercise ones. Thanks for the laugh Belle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teecee Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 :rofl: Oh Belle, I laughed and laughed and laughed some more all the way through this. Hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrendaT Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Belle, you are a hoot! I am still laughing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrannieEv Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 wouldn't this make a great art page ... I'd say "you go, Belle" but I'm afraid I'd get blamed when you got lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boatlady Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 LOL...you are a riot...keep it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle Posted October 25, 2014 Author Share Posted October 25, 2014 wouldn't this make a great art page ... I'd say "you go, Belle" but I'm afraid I'd get blamed when you got lost Maybe if we work on it together we can help each other not to get lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessrunningfingers Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 It's only funny because it's so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Arell Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Thanks for the giggles, Belle! What a hoot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatieGrace Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Unfortunately, so true. Thanks for the laugh. I love your comment to Evelyn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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