Belle Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 men!! One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on thewashing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' DALLAS COWBOYS'!And they say blondes are dumb.... ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A: A rumour ------------------------------------------- Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practising to be men. -------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals' ------------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AggieB Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Good ones! Thanks for the chuckles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florida granny Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorac Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 :rofl: Too funny, sad but oh so true. I love the first one the best. I was waiting for our fix it guy last week. He called me and I told him to make a right turn up the stairs and take that hallway to the elevator. A few minutes later I get a call from him saying that there is no apt 424. So I asked him if he turned left or right. He said, "Well, I was already in the elevator when I called you. And now I see there is no apt 424." DUH! Hello, anyone home? MEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alsoarty Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Very funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebidee75 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 tee hee - i like the last one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wazzy Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Very good! And oh so true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DixieLee Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 thanks for the hearty laugh---way toooooo true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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