lorac Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 My cousin just sent me this and I thought that you gals would get a kick out of it. The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper....A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the jobin the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he wouldnot have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing$10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!" The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't knowwhat you're talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." Guido trembles and signs, "OK! You win! The money is in a brownbriefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.The Godfather asks the lawyer,"What did he say?"The lawyer replies,"He says up yours, you don't have the balls to pull the trigger." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariJ Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Haha, very funny Carol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFiasco Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DixieLee Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 That is crazy and thanks for the laugh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alsoarty Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Good one hahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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