alsoarty Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 ?A man was sick and tired of going to work every day ?? while his wife stayed home. ???.He wanted her to see what he went through ???so he prayed:'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. ??I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. ???God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.?????The next morning, sure enough, ?the man awoke as a woman...? he arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, ???awakened the kids,???????set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast,packed their lunches, drove them to school,?? came home and picked up the dry cleaning,took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bankto make a deposit, ? went grocery shopping,?? then drove home to put away the groceries.Then it was already 1 PM and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, sweep and mop the kitchen floor,⚠ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home, set out milk and cookies and ??got the kids to do their homework. ?? Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.?At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, ???? breaded the beef chopsand snapped fresh beans for supper. ?After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids and put them to bed.??At 9 PM exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managedto get through without complaint. ?The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: - ? Lord, I don't know whatI was thinking.? I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day!? Please, Oh! Please,let us trade back.. Amen!'The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: ?"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be here to change back to the way were. ???But you'll have to wait nine months, though. 9⃣? You got pregnant last night"?➡? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyscrapalot Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 ????? That’s so hilarious!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRS Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 As a stay at home mom, this made my week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariJ Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Funny, Andrea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishrose Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 So funny! Pity those poor women who have to do all that, and hold down a full time career! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boatlady Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorac Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 On 12/12/2017 at 8:00 PM, ladyscrapalot said: ????? That’s so hilarious!!!!! Absolutely hysterical. I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DixieLee Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 yes, and how many pregnancies did I go through and he would take off hunting for a couple of weeks--LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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