Wxchic Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!! Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check." "Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!" When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!" See? Men just don't listen...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruralscrapper Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 2 2 funny Theresa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MovieStar Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 LOL That is great! I love it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momentousangel Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 LOLOLOL! Sounds like something dh would do, ROFL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terebinthtree Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Thanks for the laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CindyB Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Hehehe!!! LOL Cute one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan Neff Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Oh my! That made me snort so loud I hurt something! Too good, Theresa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelsMomJo Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 hee heee heeee heee heeee! Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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