alsoarty Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 Definitions ADULT A person who has stopped growing at both ends And is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR A place where women curl up and dye. CHICKENS The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. HANDKERCHIEF Cold Storage. INFLATION Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN A grape with a sunburn. SECRET Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. TOOTHACHE The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN An honest opinion openly expressed. WRINKLES Something other people have, Similar to my character lines 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 These are all so funny Andrea. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariJ Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 Thanks for the laughs, Andrea. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrapgarden Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 I laughed out loud at some of them! Thanks for a fun start to my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florida granny Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 These are great, Andrea! Thanks for the laughs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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