Posted 12 February 2005 - 01:09 PM
It's traveling around the world the "Internet Spread" will catch up with you!
Many years ago...before the computer came around
This ailment called "Internet Spread" was nowhere to be found
Now from morning to night people are there...you know where....
In front of computers sitting on a chair
That chair will do it to you every time you know what I have found
It'll make your bottom really round
You can try to sit a little more to the left or a little more to the right
Instead of just flat that still won't keep your backside firm and tight
I guess you can stand for a while like an hour or two
Then the muscles back there drop
Yep...that's just what they do
This is what happens it all goes saggy
Next thing you know you got a fanny that's baggy
This is the truth if it's something you dread
Don't sit in front of the computer or you'll get "Internet Spread!"
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.- Herm Albright -
I HAVE NOT FAILED 10,000 TIMES. I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND 10,000 WAYS THAT IT WILL NOT WORK... Thomas Edison
Posted 31 May 2005 - 03:53 PM
Posted 07 July 2005 - 11:33 AM
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