[Jadedolphin]

Day in and day out better be careful what you do
It's traveling around the world the "Internet Spread" will catch up with you!

Many years ago...before the computer came around
This ailment called "Internet Spread" was nowhere to be found

Now from morning to night people are there...you know where....
In front of computers sitting on a chair

That chair will do it to you every time you know what I have found
It'll make your bottom really round

You can try to sit a little more to the left or a little more to the right
Instead of just flat that still won't keep your backside firm and tight

I guess you can stand for a while like an hour or two
Then the muscles back there drop
Yep...that's just what they do

This is what happens it all goes saggy
Next thing you know you got a fanny that's baggy

This is the truth if it's something you dread
Don't sit in front of the computer or you'll get "Internet Spread!"

[EJay]

this is funny thank you for telling it to us

[TamiW]

LOL TFS