photocrazy Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 A blonde is on a plane to Melbourne sitting in 2nd class. Then without warning, she moves up to first class, sits down, and refuses to move. The stewardess asked her politely to move back to her original seat. The blonde replies, "No, I'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful and I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here." Annoyed, the stewardess gets the co-pilot to talk to her. He tells her she needs to move or they'll have to take drastic action. She replies "No, I'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful, and I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here." Frustrated, the co-pilot get the pilot and tells him what's going on. The pilot smiled. "You say she's blonde?" "Yes sir." "I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes and talks to her for a few minutes and the blonde, embarrassed, moves back to her original seat. The stewardess and co-pilot are astonished. "What did you say to make her move back?" they asked. The pilot grinned. "I told her first class wasn't going to Melbourne." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mandiannie Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 That's a new one for me! anyone else out there who talks blonde? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwillfly525 Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 I thought I'd heard all of the blonde jokes, but I hadn't heard that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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