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lorac

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Adding more than one style to an image

13 November 2016 - 08:57 AM

I'm using PSE15 and I would like to know if there is a way to add more than one style to an image. I've been looking on the Adobe help website, but I can't find any information on how this is done. I don't know that there is a way, but I thought that I remembered someone saying that it could be done.

 

Does anyone know how to do this? If so, I'd appreciate some help.

 

 


The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper

18 October 2016 - 06:33 PM

My cousin just sent me this and I thought that you gals would get a kick out of it.

 

 

The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper....


A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job
in the first place.  It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would
not have to testify in court.  When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing
$10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.


The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!" The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know
what you're talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." Guido trembles and signs, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.
The Godfather asks the lawyer,
"What did he say?"
The lawyer replies,
"He says up yours, you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
 

 


Old Age Is Golden

17 October 2016 - 06:05 AM

Your chuckle for today.

 

 

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Some of my Favorite Things

06 September 2016 - 06:13 AM

My cousin Linda just sent me this and I thought that you gals would get a kick out of it. It's so true!

 

Julie Andrews Turning  80! This is hysterical! To commemorate her birthday , actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was 'My Favorite Things'  from the legendary movie 'Sound Of Music'.
 
Here are the lyrics she used:
 
(Sing It!) - If you sing it, its especially hysterical!!!
 
Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things. 
 
Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things. 
 
When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad. 
 
Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things. 
 
Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',  
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things. 
 
When the joints ache, When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.
 
 
Come on, raise your voice in song. I know you all remember the tune.
 
:penguins: :dancing_penguin: :clapping_kitty: :clapping_kitty: :clapping_kitty: :dancing_penguin: :penguins: 

 


Wish List

17 March 2016 - 09:21 PM

I thought that when you signed out of your Wish List that it still kept what you put in there. I had a whole bunch of product in my Wish List and when I just went to add something else, everything previously in there was no longer there. Now I have to start all over and thankfully I made a copy of what was in my list, so it won't take too long to put it all back. But what a pain that is.