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Retirement Sale Questions

28 December 2014 - 01:16 PM

OK, I haven't made it all the way through the retirement sale, but it looks like some favorite designers could be retiring--is that so?  Among others, everything by Brandy Hackman, Thao Cosgrove and Sheri Johnson is in the retirement sale.


sniff.  :o Waahhh.

Absurdities Of English Spelling & Pronunciation

10 April 2014 - 10:22 PM

I take it you already know
Of tough and bough and cough and dough?
Others may stumble, but not you,
On hiccough, thorough, lough and through?
Well done! And now you wish, perhaps,
To learn of less familiar traps?

Beware of heard, a dreadful word
That looks like beard and sounds like bird,
And dead: it's said like bed, not bead -
For goodness sake don't call it deed!
Watch out for meat and great and threat
(They rhyme with suite and straight and debt).


A moth is not a moth in mother,
Nor both in bother, broth in brother,
And here is not a match for there
Nor dear and fear for bear and pear,
And then there's dose and rose and lose -
Just look them up - and goose and choose,

And cork and work and card and ward,
And font and front and word and sword,
And do and go and thwart and cart -
Come, come, I've hardly made a start!
A dreadful language? Man alive!
I'd mastered it when I was five!


Quoted by Vivian Cook and Melvin Bragg 2004,
by Richard Krogh, in D Bolinger & D A Sears, Aspects of Language, 1981,
and in Spelling Progress Bulletin March 1961, Brush up on your English.


I had no idea there were SO many poems about the absurdities of English spelling & pronunciation.  Here's a link to many, many more:  http://www.spellings...media/poems.php.