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Belle

Member Since 14 Mar 2010
Offline Last Active Yesterday, 11:16 PM

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Warning!

15 November 2014 - 01:16 AM

A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK)

is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS,

you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) centre

to take antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE),

"Radioactive UnWORK Medicine"(RUM),

"Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER)

or "Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA).

 


Stick Figure Brushes

14 November 2014 - 01:29 AM

I'm looking for a stick figure brush like Marilyn used on this layout. I think these have been discontinued but do we have anything else?


Thank You

04 November 2014 - 04:44 AM

We have the most fantastic designers and creative staff at SG. The welcoming committee is the best. Today I would like to say a special thank you to Theresa (teecee.) Theresa always answers all my questions and just goes beyond the call of duty. She is always friendly. Even when I'm having a bad day, she will PM me and encourage me. She is such a sweetie. Thanks Theresa for everything you do, all the help and the friendly pat on the back. 


Thoughts

24 October 2014 - 05:48 AM

As I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world,
I realized that at my age I don't really give a care any more.

If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat.

A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while

A tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years.

And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.

Just grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,
the good fortune to remember the ones I do, and the
eyesight to tell the difference.

Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:

1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.

3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

6. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it ?

7. It was a whole lot easier to get older, than to get wiser.

8.. Some days, you're the top dog, some days you're the hydrant; the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

9. I wish the buck really did stop here, I sure could use a few of them.

10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

13. The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom.

14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.

15. When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess.

16. It's not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.

17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter . . ...I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm "here after".

19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

20. HAVE I POSTED THIS  BEFORE...........?


 


'old' Is When.....

11 October 2014 - 03:41 AM

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you
On your new alligator shoes
And you're barefoot!

 

 

 

'OLD' IS WHEN....

You don't care where your spouse goes
.. Just as long as you don't have to go along.

 

 

'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy hunk catches your fancy ...
And your pacemaker opens the garage door!