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28 May 2015 - 09:02 AM

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,
he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the
washing machine?'

'It depends,' I replied.   'What does it say on your shirt?' 

He yelled back, ' DALLAS COWBOYS'!

And they say blondes are dumb....


Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A 
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.  

Q: Why do little boys whine?  
A: They are practising to be men.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?  
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'