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Cheesy Jokes

21 June 2012 - 09:16 PM

I laugh at the cheesiest jokes ever and can never stop laughing so I have some for you!

What did the buffalo say to his son??

A: Bison!
(Get it?? Bi son)




How many elephants can fit in a mini cooper?

4-- 2 in front 2 in back

How do you know if there is an elephant in your refridgerator??

There is a footprint in the butter

How do you know if there is 2 elephants in your refridgerator??

They giggle when the light goes off

How do you know if there is 3 elephants in your refridgerator??

You can't quite get the door shut.

How do you know if there is 4 elephants in your refridgerator??

There is a mini cooper sitting outside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.




Why did the first Koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?

It was playing follow the leader.

Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree?

It was stappled to the second Koala.

Why did the fourth Koala fall out of the tree?

It got hit by a fridge.

How did the Kangaroo die?

It got hit by four Koala's and a fridge

LOL Hope you enjoyed this! :)

Some Funny Things For You Today.

19 January 2012 - 02:15 AM

i have no idea if you heard these things wat im bout to say but i think its funny nd so do adults here. hope you guys do too...

Wife: honey, i want you to whisper dirty things in my ear
Husband: kitchen, living room, dining room, patio....
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A policeman was taking a vandalism report at an elementary school when he was interrupted by a six year old girl. She looked up and down at his uniform and asked, "Are you a policeman?"

"Yes, I am," he said.

"My mother told me that if I ever needed help I should ask a policeman. Is that right," the girl asked.

"Yes it is," said the policeman.

The girl extended her foot to the policeman and said, "OK, then, would you tie my shoe?"
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A little boy watched, fascinated, as his mother covered her face in cold cream. "Why do you do that?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful."

When she began to rub it off, the boy asked, "Why are you doing that? Did you give up?"

Help!

07 January 2012 - 04:39 PM

i need this fast: puzzle pieces together in a circle just plain white or clear puzzle pieces. Perferably clear if possible with maybe a little white on outside of each puzzle piece?? if not i could lower opacity.