Belle Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 TEXTING FOR SENIORS Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you. Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can understand your texts. ATD: At The Doctor's BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CGU: Can't get up SUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW: Forgot Where I Was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go...Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA: Got Heartburn Again HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO: Lawrence Welk's On OMMR: On My Massage Recliner OMSG: Oh My! Sorry...Gas PIMP: Pooped in my pants ROFL: CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing...And Can't Get Up SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop TTYL: Talk To You Louder WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again WTP: Where's The Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil GGLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eden Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Good one Belle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Arell Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 LOVE it, Belle! Thanks for the laugh this morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessrunningfingers Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 How funny. Started my day with a chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heatheranne Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Too fun! LMDO! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jster025 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Thanks, Belle. Gave me a laugh (and something to send to my 'older' email friends). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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