LindaH57 Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 I'm sure we all know someone (maybe yourself) who has broken down on the highway with a flat tire. I hope you like the following... Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and open the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers. To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road. And of course,traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me.. I could tell he was not a happy camper! 'What's going on here? ' 'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.. 'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road? ' I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him,'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Where can I find some of these um... flashers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariJ Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Oh haha! Thanks for the early morning laugh, Linda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Florida granny Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 I laughed out loud at this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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diannecp Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 That's great! (I neglected to notice you posted this in Funnies at first; i was like, hmmm! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Showers Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Bwhahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A-M Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 That was funny... I needed a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alsoarty Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 So funny...hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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